Vassup! I’m Brüno!
Vilkommen to zis season’s must-have movie – ze sexiest filmen since top gun.
Vassever. Just stop looking at my crotch.
Ve all know fame is the path to happines, so vhen ze Austrian public get all jealous and boycott me, I realize it’s time for Brüno to take over ze world!
I go to ze middle east to help, I join ze American army, go to swingers parties, do the talk shows, even go camping with grizzly boyfriends – plus ze accessory you shouldn’t be sin wivout – ze little black baby!
Vassever – so how famous you think Brüno become? Put it zis way – next year you all be like Adolf who??!!??